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Breastfeeding Text from Stephen

Posted in Silly..., Texts with tags , , , , , on July 16, 2009 by Digger (Not Phelps)

My friends Stephen and Mark are moving to Japan at the end of the summer. That is awesome for them, but sucks for me. Because they are the best texters in my phonebook and I will now miss out on these kinds of near-daily exchanges…

Stephen: I’m at a cafe studying japanese and woman sits down in the chair next to me, lifts up her shirt and bra and starts breast feeding…kind of distracting

Me: She hot?

Stephen: Kind of… am i supposed to give her money or something?

Me: Does she have a tip jar out?

Stephen: I don’t know if it’s a tip jar. it just says “tit jar”.

Me: Oh yeah. you should def put money in there.

Stephen: Ok. I don’t want to be disrespectful.

Me: yeah i know how sensitive you are about that stuff